Terms and Conditions

This website is here to tell you more about our business, and it is what is usually described as a ‘general information service’. Unfortunately, the lawyers say we should tell you to exercise caution before acting or otherwise relying upon any information you obtain via this website, because we may be talking complete codswallop. So you use this site at your own risk, folks.

Obviously we will try to ensure there is nothing misleading on this site and all the links work. But we are humans too, so we cannot guarantee that absolutely everything on this website is accurate, complete or up to date. If you spot a howler or a broken link, please do let us know – just email [email protected].

This website is designed for your personal use and you must not use it in any other way without our consent.

Paws off our intellectual property. This website and its contents are protected by copyright and our other intellectual property rights.

You’re not allowed to copy, translate, publish, licence or sell any materials or information on this website unless it’s already allowed under law, or we’ve given our permission (via this site or via email). Nor can you nick the structure, images, specific style features and program code of this website without our consent. If you wish to make a request for consent, please contact [email protected].

You’re also only allowed to use this website for lawful purposes. So no hacking. And you need to promise that any information that you provide to this website or for publication on the site is, as far as you are aware, true and accurate. It must not infringe any copyright or trade mark, or any right of privacy, publicity or personality or any other right, whether registered or unregistered, of any other nature or any person, or be obscene or libellous or blasphemous or defamatory.

In accepting these T&Cs, you agree to indemnify us against all claims, proceedings, damages, liabilities and costs, including legal costs arising out of your breach of this term.

And if you bombard this website and our email address with spam, abuse or other horrible stuff, you can expect the full wrath of the law, because we just hate that stuff.

Our website includes lots of lovely links to other Internet sites. Without limiting what we say elsewhere, we make no representations or warranties about those sites or their content, nor that the links work.If you wish to link to lizmale.co.uk, we’ll probably be absolutely delighted – but please check first via [email protected].

Since this website is free and available to all, you use this site entirely at your own risk.

We shall not be liable to you or in breach of these T&Cs for any delay or problem if this is due to a cause beyond our reasonable control including, without limitation, the blocking or restricting of information to and/or from our network. We shall not be liable for any consequential, indirect or special loss or damage, any loss of goodwill or reputation, or any economic losses (including loss of revenues, profits, contracts, business or anticipated savings), arising from your use of this website or the information contained in it.

These T&Cs are governed by English law and any dispute connected with this agreement is subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the English courts. Nothing in these T&Cs affect your statutory rights.